July 2012
remember when getting sent to your room was a punishment
June 2012
future child: mom can you tell me a story
me: sure
me: this is the story of a girl
future child: what
me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead
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i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
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OH MY GOD
YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS INC 2 IS COMING OUT IN 2013
AND HOW WE’LL HAVE WAITED 12 YEARS FOR IT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE CAN SAY
IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LIKE ANOTHER 90s KIDS THING OR SOMETHING AND THEN I READ IT AGAIN AND TWELVE YEARS AND OH MY GOD I JUST...
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