moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
mrflopsicle: broriarty: plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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sodamnrelatable: Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity. via sodamnrelatable
nicoosuxx: when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
xmayb: you probably unfollowed me assuming i wouldnt notice
Can you stop being a whore for a second?
kimbo-sliceeee: Kay thanks.