June 2012
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
May 2012
mrflopsicle:
broriarty:
plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
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everydayiamcumberbatchin:
thatfunnyblog:
how much does a hipster weigh?
an instagram
DYING
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sodamnrelatable:
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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nicoosuxx:
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
shaytardgifs:
X
xmayb:
you probably unfollowed me assuming i wouldnt notice
Can you stop being a whore for a second?
kimbo-sliceeee:
Kay thanks.
