Justin & Selena:
waltdisneyismyhero: Me: Too funny to not reblog. So genius
Let's take 5 minutes to think about the past.
Remember when Converse were the shoes to wear, not Nikes. Nikes use to be for nerds. When Gap clothes were the shit, not Forever 21 or Zumies. When those zip capris were the hottest things on guys, not skinnies. Remember when the more stuff you had in your backpack the cooler you were, and rolling backpacks we’re the hype, not flat Jansport. Remember when tying your sweater around your...
This to that
Lolipops turned into cigarettes The innocent ones turned into sluts Homework goes in the trash Detention becomes suspension Mobile phones are used in class Soda becomes vodka Bikes become cars Kisses turn into sex Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground? When protection meant wearing your helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Where...
In all seriousness
Every girl says that she wants the happily ever after with the perfect guy But we really want some type of pill or something that will give us the ability to eat anything we want without gaining any weight
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